November 12th, 2009

Congress of “anti-fascist” alliance calls for curbs on far-right

The Hungarian anti-fascist alliance for democracy (MEASZ) called for joint action by democratic parties to prevent the strengthening of the far right in Hungary on Wednesday.

“It is in the interest of all democratic parties to join forces to make sure that the fewest possible representatives of the far right win mandates to Hungary’s parliament at the general elections next spring,” MEASZ Chairman Vilmos Hanti told the congress the alliance held in Budapest.

MEASZ in July organised a peaceful demonstration against the radical national Jobbik party and its uniformed Hungarian Guard wing in Budapest.

In June elections Jobbik won three mandates for the European Parliament.

MEASZ has 2,950 members.

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79 Comments

  1. Tormay Cécile says:

    What a joke! MEASZ sounds like some disease. The more the commies push this alliance the more we grow thanks for the free publicity.

  2. uk guy says:

    1* I see you are not denying the fascist part of this story. At least for once one of you is admitting your fascist views.

  3. However says:

    Curiously, I don’t find myself possessed of the daily need to walk around denying I’m a banana.
    (I wonder why that might be?)

  4. Bernie the anti-fascist says:

    What we need is every good Jew, I mean Communist to join us in our noble fight against the “fascist”. Comrade Hanti is as good a Communist, I mean Jew as you can find.
    All those who refuse to join our just cause will tortured, fingernail pulled and killed. We Jews, I mean Communists may be the worst mass murderers in human history but that does not stop us from calling others names.
    Long live Comrades Stalin, Kun, Rakosi, Bauer, Apro and all our anti-fascist Comrades!

  5. Tormay Cécile says:

    Jobbik are boxed in by the commies……..
    They are not Fascist they are Patriots. As soon as someone says I’m Hungarian on goes the labelling by the Commie….. Hungarian Murdering …..Demagogues…..

  6. Frank Farago, New Jersey says:

    @Tormay Cécile
    What you are saying is true but you are not supposed to say that, even if it is true.
    We may just pull your fingernails out or call you names.
    We are always right because Comrade Lendvai says so and she knows what is right and what is wrong because she was a very good censor when we still proudly called ourselves Jews and Communists. Now we are all Hungarians and Socialists.
    Don’t you ever forget it or we call you a Nazi…

  7. CharlesNabucco says:

    Any challenge to the ultra-corrupt, utterly useless,
    socialist/commie brigade (MSZP to You and Me)is
    labelled “fascist”, “nazi”, or both.
    Fidesz also better get their act together because the good people of Hungary have had just about enough of bad government in the form of thieving, lying, cheating shysters, aka “politicians”.

  8. judas says:

    nebuchadnezzar karl
    truly spoken!

  9. judas says:

    dear jobbiks or should i say “jobniks”
    read imre kertesz interview in “die welt”.
    i know,i know he is jewish born,but he does not consider himself a jew….

  10. ukguy says:

    No, you are called fascists because thats what you are. At least have the balls to admit it.

  11. judas says:

    Uk guy
    why fascist? puzzled…where is the connection?

  12. Bernie loves you says:

    You are so right judas and ukguy, my Jewish/Communist sisters. We are proud our Jewish heritage of being history’s greatest murderers while these “jobniks” got nothing like our Comrades Kun, Rakosi, Bauer, Apro and other fine Jewish/Communist mass murderers and sadistic torturers. These “jobniks” got nothing on us. They have the Magyar Garda helping Hungarian farmers, giving blood and fighting floods but we have the Jewish AVO, the most feared of Communist security organizations.
    Go fish “jobniks”, we Jewish/Communists rule Hungary and you better like it or we pull your fingernails out.
    Erik my friend, thnks for fixing my handle :-)

  13. wolfi says:

    @Erik.
    Is there no way to get rid of this crazy “Bernie-Clan” ?
    Is this the successor to our “Panama-Troll” ?

  14. judas says:

    wolfi,
    there isno bernie-clan.
    Bernie is most probably sick. leave at this.

  15. Bernie loves you says:

    Yes, there is a Bernie clan wolfi and we will get all you German Nazis but first we have to steal everything from the Palestinians and kill them for their organs. There is still some more we need to steal from the Hungarians. I think they are still hiding some chickens. They owe it to us because we are the victims. Everybody owes us everything, forever.
    Do not rush Bernie…

  16. Classified Ads says:

    Does anyone have a job they might be able to provide for “Bernie”?
    Something tells me he will be unemployed soon and looking for work.
    Everyone needs a NeoNazi on the payroll, so please post here about any jobs you may have to offer him!

  17. Frank Farago, New Jersey says:

    @Classified Ads
    Bernie is no NeoNazi. Bernie is a Nazi hunter!
    You had better watch out before Bernie puts you on his Jew-hater, anti-Semite, and Nazi list.
    Besides Bernie has a job with MSZP, working for our Jewish brothers and sisters in the sell Hungarian real estate very cheap to Israel department

  18. Bernie loves Erik says:

    @Erik
    Why do you keep changing my name and telling our fine Hungarian loving Jewish brothers and sisters that I post from New Jersey? I love New Jersey but my current residence is Federal Correctional Complex, Butner, North Carolina.
    Jew hating, anti-Semite, Nazi US authorities are keeping me there because they claim that I stole $60 billion. Do not believe a word of those Nazi lies. I did not steal one penny. I was only collecting the Holocaust damages due to us and to generations of Jews from generations of goys. It was all honest money. It is our money.
    All the goys owe us for Holocaust damages, even those American soldiers who died saving us from the Nazis because they are goys and just because.
    Remember that Bernie loves you my friend.

  19. C'est moi says:

    You are boring.

  20. wolfi says:

    I had that feeling that after Panamajackass left us, some worse Troll would follow in his footsteps…
    *sigh*

  21. olga says:

    @ Wolfi
    Hi, Just wanted to get your attention. Hope you are having a great time in Germany.
    Did you read the Kertesz interview in German?
    “the far-right and anti-Semites are predominant,” is a far cry from “”the far right and anti-Semites make all the noise”
    If you were translating his remarks from German, what would you say? (I trust you more than I trust the official translators)

  22. wolfi says:

    Hi, olga!
    I’ve just started to read the original text of the Kertesz-Interview here:
    http://www.welt.de/die-welt/kultur/literatur/article5116030/Ich-schreibe-keine-Holocaust-Literatur-ich-schreibe-Romane.html
    He said: ich bin ein Berliner – and explains: Berlin is a Metropolis (Großstadt), Budapest is not, because:
    Die Stadt ist ja vollkommen balkanisiert – the city is completely balcanized…
    Ich bin gerade wieder zehn Tage dagewesen. Die Lage hat sich in den vergangenen zehn Jahren kontinuierlich verschlechtert. Rechtsextreme und Antisemiten haben das Sagen. Die alten Laster der Ungarn, ihre Verlogenheit und ihr Hang zum Verdrängen, gedeihen wie eh und je. Ungarn im Krieg, Ungarn und der Faschismus, Ungarn und der Sozialismus: Nichts wird aufgearbeitet, alles wird zugeschminkt mit Schönfärberei.
    I was recently there for ten days. The situation has grown worse again in the last ten years. Right Extremists and Antisemites (now it gets difficult, there are several variations in the dictionar)- “are in the driver’s seat” or “call the shots” or “are in authority”…
    The old Hungarian vices, their dishonesty/mendacity, their tendency for suppression/repression are thriving as always…
    Everything is glossed over with makeup (not a very good translation, I think)
    Ich bin, wie Jean Améry, ein nichtjüdischer Jude:
    I am an nonjewish jew, like Jean Amery…
    Kertesz is cosmopolitan, he feels at home in Berlin…

  23. Frank Farago, New Jersey says:

    All of us Jews, ahem Hungarians should move to Berlin.
    Bad, bad Hungarians, we should leave them and take all the gypsies with us. We will be so happy in Berlin.
    Bernie can already hear the Hungarian crying and gnashing of teeth in their sorrow and desperation when we all leave them. They will probably declare a day of national mourning when the last of us Jews and gypsies leave their country.
    Let them try to make it without gypsies and us Jews. Let them try…

  24. Sophist says:

    Re: Kertész Interview
    For those interested, there is an article about Hungarian writers’ reactions to the interview – in English – here:
    http://www.hlo.hu/object.cc0e1d73-ded4-47c2-b5e3-7d9e30f784db.ivy

  25. olga says:

    @ Wolfi
    Thanks – Reading your translation (“the far-right and anti-Semites are predominant,”) basically implies the same as what you translated “in the driver’s seat”
    I also read the website Sophist posted – thanks
    The man is 80 years old and a concentration camp survivor. Given his personal history, can you blame him for not expressing hope and optimism Hungary given the JOBBIK agenda? – he of all people would be able to recall the atmosphere in Hungary as Hitler was gaining power.
    I keep hoping “the real Hungarians” are like Farkas Laszlo but they don’t speak English, thus I can’t read their opinions on this website.

  26. olga says:

    @ Wolfi
    Forgot to ask
    When JFK said “Ich bin ein Berliner” I rememeber him being criticized because it has a double meaning about a donut. (I am a donut)
    So the correct way to say it is : “Ich bin Berliner”
    true or false?

  27. Frank Farago, New Jersey says:

    @Olga
    Some Hungarians may claim that they had nothing to do with Hitler’s less than brotherly designs on us Jews. Some Hungarians may even claim that Horthy and his government resisted Hitler’s demands to hand over the Jews. It is rumored that many Hungarians helped Jews hide from the Germans (wolfi’s folks) to save them from Hitler.
    We Jews know that those are all Jew hating, anti-Semitic Nazi fabrications. We give no credit to any of those claims.
    Bernie even heard that some Hungarians claim that our Jewish brothers and sisters repaid the Hungarians help with the worst nightmare of the Jewish Rakosi Communist terror and the Jewish Rakosi AVO. Do not believe a word of that my Jewish brothers and sisters. None of those horrible, sadistic, pervert Jewish Communist were actually Jewish because they did not attend Synagogues and they did not let they hair grow long and greasy.
    Rakosi was actually bald. Do tell my Jewish brothers and sisters, how could Rakosi a bald mass murderer be Jewish? The Hungarian claims are nothing but fabrications Jew hating, anti-Semitic Nazi fabrications. You had better believe your Jewish brother Bernie because my prison Rabbi told me so

  28. wolfi says:

    @olga:
    JFK said his famous words on June 26th, 1963, almost two years after the Berlin wall had been built.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ich_bin_ein_Berliner
    Hope everybody had a nice weekend – we did, went to a concert by a local Rock&Blues&Soul group calling themselves “Ernest and the Hemingways” – had great fun listening to songs from Santana, Chicago, Frank Sinatra, James Brown, Spencer Davis Group, Blues Brothers…

  29. Bernie loves Berlin says:

    Our “wolfi” is dearly loved by us Jews for calling Hungarians and Jobbik Jew haters, anti-Semites and Nazis.
    Those mean Hungarians deserve wolfi’s and every decent Jews scorn especially those whose parents helped us Jews hide from wolfi’s daddy looking for some Jews to stuff out.
    We should treat everyone with the same contempt who helps us as we treat the Hungarians. They deserved the Rakosi Jewish terror and the Rakosi AVO for helping us just as the Palestinians deserve to be slaughtered for taking us in when Hitler was after our asses. We are always right because we are.
    Brother Erik, why do you keep changing my handle?
    Shalom, Bernie

  30. Erik says:

    @Bernie: Why shouldn’t I – you keep changing it. :)

  31. Shrink says:

    I believe “Bernie” could use the services of a psychiatrist for his multiple personality disorder, but let’s hope he takes it offline, it is already so so boring hearing his internal monologue, I pity the therapist that would have to listen to any more of the mindless crap.
    Bernie can you just get back to talking at the mirror like you used to do before you found this poor group of people that have to skip over your posts while they are engaging in otherwise interesting dialogue?
    In WHAT way is it satisfying to you to have OTHER people listen to the hamster wheezing-on-a-wheel you call your thoughts? It’s like a kid who can’t get his parents to pay attention at the dinner table so he begins belching louder and louder until they make you go to your room.
    Next time try and thing of something that will make people listen to you rather than just skip down the 4-5 lines to get to a real comment from a non-child.

  32. Bernie is LOVE says:

    You may not appreciate Bernie but Bernie loves you.
    Shalom Bernie

  33. judas says:

    frank farago
    1)Imre kertesz remarks in german and his “corrections” which are unimportant,
    are hitting the core of hungarian self understanding.
    Hungary did not properly deal with its role
    under facismn,under communismn etc.
    and there is this kind of natinal habit
    of the”verlogenheit”,of the unability to admit
    faults,lies and wrongdoings or “not-doing”.
    This is a special hungarian trait.
    On annother note: There were hungarians who
    helped jews,hid jews and kept them alive.
    Those rightous gentiles are being honored by israel,every year and jews are very very
    thankful for their deeds. However they were
    only a few…..

  34. Bernie says:

    Dear Brother Judas,
    It makes me feel proud that we Jews are so good at analyzing the Hungarian trait. We know what their problems are and we know that they have so many that only our complete takeover of their country would solve their problems, just like the Palestinians.
    We Jews should blame Hungarians for everything and insist that we are not to be blamed for anything. Some Hungarians might say that Jews have been ruling Hungary for close to 65 years and they had little to do with the affairs of their own country. Other Hungarians may point out that our Jewish brothers massacred thousands of Hungarians in 1919 and we should be grateful that many of them still risked their lives and the lives of their families to save us from wolfi’s folks. Only the worst Jew haters, anti-Semites and Nazis would mention the horrors of Jewish Rakosi era and the Jewish Rakosi era AVO. Some Hungarians may not cherish the sadistic, pervert Jewish torturers and mass murderers of Rakosi years. It may even make some of them dislike people such as our brother Kertesz who remembers only the suffering of our Jewish folks without paying homage to the victims of Stalin’s Jewish Bolsheviks. Of course, those would be the bad Hungarians.
    I have met some real troublemakers Brother Judas who claim that there may have never been a Hitler in power had not our Jewish brothers and sisters turn the Soviet Union into a workers’ paradise murdering 10-20 million people in the Soviet Gulags. Would you believe that some people think that the Soviet Gulags that our Jewish brothers and sisters ran for Comrade Stalin were as bad as or worse than the Nazi Concentration Camps?
    I think that they should have laws in Hungary and in America similar to the laws in wolfi’s Germany punishing people with long prison terms who even think of comparing German Nazi and Jewish Communist crimes.
    Shalom Bernie

  35. Interserver Server Room says:

    [Sound of crickets who care even less than readers of Politics.hu about above posting]
    One cricket chirps out “hey was it worth all the time it took you to type that?”
    Michael angrily walks toward server room….

  36. wolfi says:

    Should I thank Bernies a**hole or whatever for mentioning me so often ?
    Well, at least I’m glad that my wife loves me – and I love her…
    It really doesn’t matter to us whether we are Hungarians, Jews, Germans, Aryans or … WTF
    Bernie: Piss off!

  37. Real Jewish Person says:

    Wolfi — I doubt you were worrying, but thought might be worth commenting that I (Jewish) and most if not all the Jews I know, harbor NO hard feelings these days toward the German people (not sure if you are a German non-Jew) since as a nation they have shown true remorse for the past and have shown a determination like no other nation to show that human rights/tolerance are the highest priorities for them. So, as far as *this* Jew is concerned modern Germans (aside from skinheads and the like) are completely innocent and in fact a model of tolerance for the future.
    I do NOT feel the same way toward others who in the face of all evidence of historical crimes CONTINUE to try to convince others that genocides never happened and enjoy taunting Jews in the hope that ‘bad things will happen to them’. In addition to the Iranian regime (not the individual people) this would also apply to fascist-race-baiting types that tend to be young and MIS-educated (or just plain stupid), like BNP/Jobbik etc. And at the far end of the stupid-spectrum you have kids like “Bernie” who is still waiting for his Holocaust II: The Reprise game to come out for his Playstation so he decides to try and pick fights with real live Jews.
    Bad idea. Bernie, think about the fact that we can play ‘fight the anti-semite’ by contacting your employer, your mother etc. and let them know how stupid you are… Don’t make us stoop to your level. It’s a few mouse clicks away, so keep playing the game Bernie.

  38. Bernie says:

    REAL JEWISH PERSON:
    “Bad idea. Bernie, think about the fact that we can play ‘fight the anti-semite’ by contacting your employer, your mother etc. and let them know how stupid you are… Don’t make us stoop to your level. It’s a few mouse clicks away, so keep playing the game Bernie.”
    You just gave me another reason to be proud to be a Jew, REAL JEWISH PERSON!
    Bernie was already busting with pride for giving the world Communism and Stalin’s Gulags, for the mass murderers such as Rakosi but Bernie almost forgot about what we pride ourselves most.
    We go after people who say things we do not like, it is not just broadcasting stations such as CNN and ABC for showing our brave IDF soldiers slaughtering the Gaza Palestinians, and treating them worse than Hitler, wolfi’s folks, ever treated us. We go after people who post things we do not like. We find out who they are and we harass and attack their families, mothers, wives, children and even their neighbors and friends. We spare no foul filth that we use against these people and their loved ones, especially their children. We know how to deal with those we do not like.
    Thank you REAL JEWISH PERSON (Erik) for reminding Bernie why Bernie is so proud to be a Jew

  39. Bernie is a REAL JEW says:

    This is another reason why Bernie is so proud to be just like REAL JEWISH PERSON:
    JEWISH S.H.I.T. LIST
    Self-Hating and/or Israel-Threatening
    http://www.masada2000.org/list-A.html
    We make a list of Jews we do not like and make up filth and lies about them, with photos, phone numbers, addresses and family members. We do this so that good Jews such as REAL JEWISH PERSON can call their children and speak dirty to them. There are more than 8,000 Jews on this list and we would love to pull a Hitler on them because we do not like them. There may be many Rabbis on this list and we REAL JEWS hate them even more because they are not REAL JEWS like us.

  40. judas says:

    Bernie or whoever you are,
    your twists are “slick”,but they are twists.
    Wonder when you come up with the jewish scientologists or the jewish “stormfront”.
    Bernie ,sorry you are sick.

  41. Smarter than Bernie says:

    Bernie you don’t dignify a response but I’ll give you a quick one anyway –
    The difference between hate directed at an entire (by definition innocent) GROUP of people — e.g. Roma or Jews or Hungarians… and hate directed at ONE person who has taken it upon himSELF to pick a FIGHT is obvious to everyone but YOU…
    What you do is equivalent to standing on the sidewalk and shouting the N-word at every African American who walks by… this is different from catching a specific person who has done something wrong and calling them on it. So, if you want to pick fights with ALL African-Americans or Jews of the world, and you are stupid enough to do it from the sidewalk, don’t be surprised if one of them decides to walk towards you and pummel you.
    Just because you do the same thing in a cowardly way via the Internet doesn’t mean one day (perhaps soon) someone will “see” your hiding place and come walking toward you. How you don’t realize the pathetic cowardice is amazing, but you might want to think about it, because what you would NEVER do (out of plain fear) from a physical sidewalk you think you can do with impunity on the Internet. Clearly you don’t understand the current state of technology very well.
    I.e., WE “SEE YOU ON THE SIDEWALK”. Are you SURE you want to pick this fight Bernie? If you go away quietly we can let this end here. You are NOT innocent.

  42. Smarter Than Bernie says:

    Oh, one more thing… We are NOT “Erik” and do not know him other than that we hear he is the moderator or admin or something. Nice try but it’s good to see you are ALREADY paranoid. That’s a great start, but we are just at the very beginning.

  43. Bernie is ready to serve says:

    You got Bernie convinced, REAL JEWISH PERSON. I am getting prouder at being a Jew just like you. It takes real courage to make threats on the Internet as you demonstrated it so well. I bet you made numerous phone calls from pay phones, talking dirty to the mothers, wives and children of people who said things we Jews do not want like. I can imagine the pleasure you get out of scaring women and children with filth and threats from the safety of your anonymity.
    You are my hero, REAL JEWISH PERSON and I want to help you. What say you start in harassing some Jews on the front of the JEWISH S.H.I.T. LIST (Self-Hating and/or Israel-Threatening, http://www.masada2000.org/list-A.html) and I start at the end?
    It may cost us some money but we would do it for a good cause. I let you harass the Rabbis because you are the master of hate and intimidation while Bernie is just a clumsy beginner. I also leave the women and children to you REAL JEWISH PERSON because Bernie is not willing to talk dirty to Jewish women and children but I know that you have no such problems.
    What are we going to do about those Israeli peace workers? I know that you have a plan for those traitors also. They claim that Palestinians are humans and have a right to live on their own land. We cannot tolerate Jews like that. They are worse than the worst anti-Semites are. Bernie is ready to serve the cause…

  44. Bernie's Proctologist says:

    OK your time is up “Bernie”. No more warnings here on Politics.hu. Byebye.

  45. Bernie is impressed says:

    How brave of you, REAL JEWISH PERSON to make threats against Bernie and calling Bernie a coward while hiding behind numerous fake names.
    We can be so proud of you for your courage, anonymous REAL JEWISH PERSON of many fake names.

  46. Bernie is an asshole says:

    Anyone does not agree ?

  47. Bernie is so proud says:

    I was already impressed with your courage, REAL JEWISH PERSON for making threats against Bernie and calling Bernie a coward while hiding behind numerous fake names.
    Calling Bernie dirty names is even more courageous, anonymous REAL JEWISH PERSON of many fake names.

  48. Pávaszem says:

    ‘Congress of Antifascist Alliance?’ You mean these http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1ECtQImPEA guys? ( Is that Olga’s brother? :) ) On a more worrisome note, there seems to be an increasingly shrill campaign of provocation, accompanied by the typical ‘spikes of activity’ such as Kertész’s current jeremiad, the Polgár Lajos, Képíró, Zentai assassinations (the 1st and last being particularly outrageous in view of the Vajda Tibor/Bárdi Magda debacle also in Australia) that are, according to Chomsky, designed to provoke ‘acts and attitudes of defiance’ that can be used as a credible pretext for a clampdown or invasion as it has been demonstrated in Lebanon or Iraq.
    @Sophist: “Hungarian writers’ reactions “ The Nestbeschmutzer is despised by Magyars because his type of human wolf(i) is thoroughly familiar to us. Like Vásárhelyi or Lendvai (Paul) he too was a hack in Rákosi’s Murder Inc. and just like them he too puts himself forward now as a victim. Eörsi Mátyás is another piece of such subhuman trash. Talented? Sure. They have all been ‘talented’ but a lot less so than some Hungarians you ( people :) have never heard of.

  49. Pávaszem says:

    @the Little Drummer gal: “The man is 80 years old and a concentration camp survivor” The healthy living in ‘concentration camps’ explains the excellent health and longevity I am sure. Lendvai is 80 too… Smoking was for example verboten in them labor villages which in itself added several decades to the ‘survivors’ life span… Don’t you wish you would ‘survive’ that long and that well? “Ich bin Berliner” Yeah, Wölfchen, could you give me a few pointers on Krautspeak too? Like, what does verjudet mean? Or Saujude vs. Judensau? Is there a difference? Please help!
    @Really Obnoxious: “Bad idea. Bernie,” You are so right, Chaver! And if blackmail and intimidation won’t work you can always snuff whomever you don’t like, like you murdered Arafat, Anna Lindh or Haider lately. The list of killings is much, much longer, of course. To not mention the genocide in Palestine or the Soviet massacres. Reading your arrogant trash reminds me of watching someone blowing up a balloon. Someone who just won’t stop. We know how it will end, don’t we, Chaver? Just like it invariably happens to you wonderful people every 50 years wherever you are. Guess who is surprised about suicide bombers hating you more than they love their own lives? No one ;)

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  52. LHVJ says:

    The far-left, Communist MEASZ scum protest too much

  53. bernie says:

    Subject: When A Fly Flies Into Coffee
    The Italian – throws the cup and walks away in a fit of rage
    The Frenchman – takes out the fly, and drinks the coffee
    The Chinese – eats the fly and throws away the coffee
    The Russian – drinks the coffee with the fly, since it was extra with no charge
    The Israeli – sells the coffee to the Frenchman, the fly to the Chinese, buys himself a new cup of coffee and uses the extra money to invent a device that prevents flies from falling into coffee
    The Palestinian – blames the Israeli for the fly falling into his coffee, protests the act of aggression to the UN, takes a loan from the European Union for a new cup of coffee, uses the money to purchase explosives and then blows up the coffee house where the Italian, the Frenchman, the Chinese, and the Russian are trying to explain to the Israeli why he should give away his cup of coffee to the Palestinian.
    The Hungarian does not understand at all what is going on…..

  54. Vándorló says:

    @bernie: Couldn’t you be bothered even updating the old ‘joke’ from 2008 to reflect current events?
    It’s not great when there are tossers like you quoting from shitty websites playing ping-pong against LHVJ/Ricsi/Law…

  55. wolfi says:

    @bernie:
    That was fun – but you forgot the German.
    a) He starts complaining loudly to the waitress (or his wife respectively) – they should have installed screens …
    b) He asks for another cup to pour the coffee into and a sieve …
    c) ?

  56. judas says:

    Vandorlo,
    i have to excuse the real “BERNIE”, he had nothing
    to do with the joke.
    I was me ,i admit it was not fair to post under
    Bernie,but then again i see a lot of multi-namers
    here,so why not me for once.
    yes the joke is old,but the adaption is ok , or?
    Wolfi, sorry for forgetting the germans, but
    you are most welcome to add..:))

  57. Vándorló says:

    @Judas: I’m passed pointing out the obvious to people. It could have been no-one else but you. Listen you have real issues and I find them deeply disturbing and I know a majority of my Jewish friends would too. I don’t know if you think you are providing some ‘balance’ but you really are not. Stop taking the piss out of a disgusting situation. Grow the fuck up.

  58. otob says:

    he of all people would be able to recall the
    atmosphere in Hungary as Hitler was gaining power
    I am not so old to remember the times when hitler
    was gaining power in germany but I think that
    current situation in hungary is very,very similar.
    We all and mainly hungarians must be careful and
    don’t give the chance for fascism or so called
    neo-nacism.
    the expression which was made by many huns here
    that peace is only temporary state in our history
    is maybe truthful but not normal.
    thanks to god that hungarians are just small
    nation which can’t have an influence for
    development of the world.
    I still don’t know what do jews and even gypsies
    have in common with socialism :-?
    maybe a nightmare of fascos :-?

  59. judas says:

    Vandorlo,
    1)I never claimed i add “balance”,whatever this means anyway.
    2)Its a joke.But if it is only deeply serious
    issues you want to discuss here than nobody
    can stop you OR?
    3)Simply relax for a minute and take it lighthearted like “wolfi” for example and add
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    Law at October 2, 2010 10:07 AM

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    I can tell it’s killing you that I have 2 PHDs compared to your lousy 1. Get over it; you know damn well there was no cheese, only two plastic frames that look like real oak.
    I noticed that if I acted quickly today, there was a sale for a combined LLB/MBA on line from a “respected US University” and they are processing my credit card, so I shall be able to post even more brilliant opinions on this website which I know will be awaited with more anticipation than tomorrow’s election results. (They are changing the JD to an LLB for Canadian customers)
    You need counseling to deal with your inferiority complex concerning your pathetic education compared to mine. Perhaps Law could be of help

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