June 26th, 2012

With a culture state secretary like this, who needs uncultured vulgarians?

On Sunday, Hungarian Spectrum had a scathing, must-read piece about László L. Simon, the recently-appointed state secretary for culture. The broadside focused on the large number of outside interests that may prevent him from focusing on the job at hand – including a fruit orchard employing convicts from a nearby prison – as well as his alleged penning of a very vulgar and rather anti-Semitic poem. (The link in the post to the poem is broken; you can try this one, but note that the work doesn’t seem to have been 100% confirmed as L. Simon’s, and it is in Hungarian. Though given that it involves “ass fucking” with a “Jewish whore” you may be happy if you can’t read it.)

Anyway, as if all this was not tawdry enough, that same day L. Simon gave an interview to MTI in which he said things that seem to suggest he thinks culture is simply a product of a well-funded centralized bureaucracy. After arguing that the “most important task” for Hungarian culture today is a strong “secretariat,” he insisted that his budget needs to go up by precisely 12% next year, or else Hungary “will not be able to pursue an efficient cultural policy.” Apparently he did’t factor in the use of prison labor when making his calculations of next year’s nation’s gross domestic cultural product. Ack.

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  • Paul

    culture state secretary….really? LOL
    Missing Leto though…at least a worthy nenemy.

  • Paul

    enemy…sorriiee

    • Paul Joseph

      I always thought Leto is László Simon’s nick… please don’t tell me it ain’t so; there are already very few certainties that touch us all in this mortal experience ;(

  • spectator

    Apparently Dopeman turned down the invitation, but they managed to get the next best.

    It proves that the Hungarian Government indeed taking culture seriously, hence discrediting the opposition’s claim on the opposite.

    I really hope, that he answering directly to Mr.Orban too, just as another great cultural asset Mr.Ókovács does.
    It means that we will hear more soccer-related remarks of him too, just to keep on the cultural level of the esteemed leader.

    Congratulations!

  • oneill

    “After arguing that the “most important task” for Hungarian culture today is a strong “secretariat,” How post/communist

  • WTF

    Has anyone actually read the poem that is linked? If you read the stanza that this line is found in he is saying that when he was in Paris he made a mold or an imprint of a jewish whore’s ass. The word basz is used to to say that the whore had been screwed many times through her life. There is no mention of anal penetration at all. He does go on to mention later on that he used to dress as a woman on saturdays.

  • spectator

    However, he is working on the behalf of the classic Hungarian literature already.

    I have to admit that just look at his picture above, Endre Ady’s poem surfaced in my memory, seriously!

    The title in Hungarian is “Harc A Nagyúrral”.

    In case you wondering the trigger was the expression “Pighead Bigshot” (Disznófejű Nagyúr) who knows, why…

    • Leto. مؤدّب

      For others information, a “disznófejű Nagyúr” (Pighead Bigshot) is a symbol of Money.

      Ady was an empoverished gentry who lead a bohem life (and died of syphilis), he became a “radical liberal”, and he kept struggling financially in all his life.
      He always wanted to live the life of a magnate but reality was a middle-class life style for him.
      He became absolutely obsessed with money when he wrote this poem, shortly after he returned from one of his Paris trips which grotesquely magnified the contrast between the luxury he craved for and his financial situation.

      Here is the poem in English:

      -http://www.gabor-music.com/musDemoE-PigheadQ.html

      • spectator

        Thanks, Leto.
        Actually I’m quite familiar with all this, maybe that’s why the photograph above reminded me.
        Appearances can be misleading, but still..

        • Leto. مؤدّب

          I started with “For others information”…

          • spectator

            I missed that, sorry.
            Thanks anyway

      • Paul

        (Hawk Mating On The Fallen Leaves)
        by Endre Ady

        Up. Up. And onward into Autumn fly
        In shrill pursuit and raucous hunting cry
        A pair of hawks with summer-weary wings.

        Summer has bred new pirates in her care
        And fresher pinions flutter down her air
        To join the lists of Love which now are wide.

        We fled from Summer, now ourselves pursued,
        Till somewhere sometime in an autumn wood
        We stooped with fluttered wings for very love.

        This is our final mating. Now the keen
        Talon on feather tears the quick between
        And so we fall together with the leaves.

        Better than shakespeare leto,,,who cares the rest.

        • Leto. مؤدّب

          I doubt this English translation does justice to the original poem.
          Here’s when Zoltán Latinovits, one of the greatest Hungarian actors ever, recites it:
          -http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ht9s4a40t2o

          Yes, Ady was a poet genious. I will admit that any time despite all my antipathy towards him.

  • Nobby Stiles

    This guy is like Les Patterson, the Australian Cultural Attaché.

  • FriendOfHungary

    Wonderful piece of leftist manipulation – first they write about some poem (obscene and anti-semitic) implying it is Simons, and then – when he is slenderized – they kindly mention that they can not even prove that he wrote it – how pathetic is the author of this hate-propaganda?

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